Chonga Beat Explains Why Your Sister Dresses That Way

Do you know what a chonga is? We, neither, until we came across the home-made music video for “Chongalicious”– a spoof of Fergie’s “Fergielicious”. In the segment, a dynamic duo of chongas shakes a lot of ass to lampoon the Latina hood-rat lurking in everyone’s barrio. The signs that you are a chonga, or know a chonga include … sporting Sharpie-lined eyebrows, hoop earrings with your name in them, more jewelry with other names in it (your boyfriend’s, for example), excessively long acrylic nails, a scantily clad figure, and a c-section scar. If you are unsure and need further clarification, check out the video after the jump.